Newspaper Devotee Mugs

"It's a hard life!"

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"This advice column is the worst trash I've ever read! And I should know! I've been reading it every day for the past 20 years!"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

H L Mencken.

Sunday.

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

No news is good news.

"Can't you forget about the FT for once?"

'How long has what been going on?'

'Look. I fetch it - I get to read it first.'

Henry Watterson (Louisville Courier-Journal Editor) Softened on Disputed Election by Birth of his Son

'We buried Dad in the sand, Mom!'

Squeeze on Public Spending.

'Dave, why did we marry?' 'You wanted part of the paper.'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Newspaper dog

"When I say the 'gray lady' I mean your mother, not the New York Times."

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

'So we print it every four years. What do you call that?'

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.'