Extra Innings Enthusiast Gifts

Church for sports worshipers.

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Which way up do you want it?"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Fan-Centric Stadium

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'Any questions?'

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

'You want to run that by me again?'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Bob hated working over-time.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Sportsmanship

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'