Extension Cord Aficionado Gifts

Wrong end of extension cord.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Do you like my bling?

Nuclear energy.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

Puzzle Family

'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Shoe Whore

Phone generation.

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Male and Female He created them.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

Lovers greeting each other

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

Bag Lady.