Extension Cord Aficionado Gifts

Wrong end of extension cord.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Do you like my bling?

Nuclear energy.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!'

Puzzle Family

Shoe Whore

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Phone generation.

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"I feel so naked without my briefcase!"

'Male and Female He created them.'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Lovers greeting each other

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

Bag Lady.

It was time to clear out her handbag.