Exploring Wine Regions Gifts

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'Toast'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Galician vineyards

Blue wine

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"