Exploring Wine Regions Prints

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Toast'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Galician vineyards

Blue wine

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"

Amateurs de vin...

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar