Wine World Explorer Prints

'Close enough, the one on your right is the red. Congratulation! You're our new wine critic.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Keith Floyd.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

Wine: New & Old!!!

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

Wine-tasting Tour.

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

Blue wine

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

Winery tours.

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"What wine goes well with 'broke'?"

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'Here's the difference between sommelier school and the real world: I just got asked to recommend a vegan wine to pair with a bacon double cheeseburger.'

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."