Exploring Tourist Attractions Gifts

Giant Skater

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'...Do not feed the bears'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

You are not here.

Bashful Royal Guard

Nelson.

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Monster Buskers

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Tourist hanging off the wrong side of the cliff.

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Cerne Abbas

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

"How come there's no exit?"

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'Could you just sign it 'Bobby'.'

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

Monster in Bath

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

Model wilderness

Edward the Overtall