Exploring Tourist Attractions Prints

Giant Skater

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'...Do not feed the bears'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

You are not here.

Bashful Royal Guard

Nelson.

Monster Buskers

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Tourist hanging off the wrong side of the cliff.

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'What sort of mermaid did you expect from Damien Hirst?'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Cerne Abbas

"How come there's no exit?"

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'Could you just sign it 'Bobby'.'

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

Monster in Bath

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

'STOP DOING THAT!'

"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."

Model wilderness