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"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

The polar olympics

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Toys

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Little boys

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"This can't be good."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive