Explorer Of The Cold T-Shirts

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Ice fisher.

The Lost World: You are Here

Crowded Ice Fishing

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Penguin

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Penguin Remote

Ice Fishing

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Bored?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Penguin of the Month.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Running out of Gas.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Yonder

Polar Bear Fishing.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."