Explorer Extroardinaire Gifts

Man on desert island finds suitcase full of money.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Look, a bug!"

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Heading off with a packed bag

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Elevator Music

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Guitar pickin'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

The Airport.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'