Exploration Jokers Pillows

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

"There's a fly in my soup."

"Oh, bugger!"

I.D. required for admission to Heaven

"If only they could see your dark side."

'Uh-oh.'

Mime artist in library.

'If you must know Harriet; I'm heading for the Pacific Rim.'

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

"You're in luck. . . I have a spare."

Sheltering in Space

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

'Gas, food, and lodging mirages- next mile.'

The Rantoone - Inventions

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

'Want to start heading back?'

'It was an incredibly healing experience, but somehow, I still wound up dead!'

'Why do I always attract the mad cows?'

No carbon footprints beyond this point - "Whatever!"