Expense Embracers Gifts

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"You've changed."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Businessman at the deep end.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Anxiety of Change

Janus 2021

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'He's doing it again.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Starting is the scariest part.

'Reinventing myself.'

New Year baby

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."