Expense Account Artist Gifts

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Expense account or regular?"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'Take a letter,'

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'We replaced your expense account with this wonderful motivational poster.'

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

'I expect a little padding in the expense account, but yours is a kingsize mattress!'

'I want to give two weeks' notice that I'm quitting my job and two months' notice that I'm quitting my expense account.'

'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

"I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be."

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

'So the cuts have started then?'

'I see here you're a professional writer. That explains the touch of whimsy in your return.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

"Terrible. It's just terrible. He's the third accountant I've hired to calculate my per diem."

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

"My accountant says I'm going through the five stages of denial about my financial situation."

'It was easy for me to lose weight! They took away my expense account!'

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

Low budget Christo copycats.

Burning bills

'Drink up, Wilkins, this meal is 'on the firm'...'

"It's a minimalist production-after we paid for the venue we couldn't afford a set."

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

'I'll call my sales manager and see if it's OK for you to have dessert.'

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'