Expectant Feathered Friend Gifts

'The ultrasound looks fine, but I really don't think you should count your chickens before they've hatched...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Ornithologist

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

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