Feathered Friend Chatterer Gifts

"Wow, the gossip is that these guys are not mere birdwatchers, they're professional ornithologists here to study us! What an honour!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Ornithologist

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Canada Goose

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.