Expat Life Admirer Gifts

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Emigrating to France.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Pension planning for Brexit

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Half French/half English.

English man in Australia during christmas

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

External Revenue Service

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"What's full English breakfast in Spanish?"

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

Cartload of Boisterous Cockneys Tipping a Gentleman's Hat

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

Native trees of lexington avenue

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

Crikey cat - the streets aren't paved with gold at all - it's chewing gum!

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."