Expat Life Admirer Gifts

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Emigrating to France.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Pension planning for Brexit

Half French/half English.

English man in Australia during christmas

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

External Revenue Service

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

"What's full English breakfast in Spanish?"

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

Big Name Foreign Rugby Players Are Going Home.

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Cartload of Boisterous Cockneys Tipping a Gentleman's Hat

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

Native trees of lexington avenue

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

Crikey cat - the streets aren't paved with gold at all - it's chewing gum!

'It's a nonesie.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins A Commune

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."