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'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

Half French/half English.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

"I tell you what. If this country votes to remain in the E.U. I'll pack up and move to Spain... if I'm still allowed to."

"What's full English breakfast in Spanish?"

Somewhere In France... The Louvre turns out to be just another metro station.

Pension planning for Brexit

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Emigrating to France.

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

English man in Australia during christmas

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

External Revenue Service

Couples Riding an Elephant

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

American Idle

'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

New York World's Fair

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

Candour.

"One semester in Paris and she's come back completely insufferable."

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

"He bought it on holiday."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"

'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

"I have a flat and need a lift."