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On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

Emigrating to France.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

The Idea of America.

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Anywhere but here

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

DACA

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Entering New York City - Check it out

Eric Adams Caricature

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Pension planning for Brexit

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

No Action Comics

Half French/half English.

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Schunard

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

Wine Eiffel Tower

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

External Revenue Service

"What's full English breakfast in Spanish?"

New York Cab