Expat Dreamer Mugs

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

Emigrating to France.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

The Idea of America.

Anywhere but here

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

DACA

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Eric Adams Caricature

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Pension planning for Brexit

No Action Comics

Half French/half English.

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

Schunard

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Wine Eiffel Tower

External Revenue Service

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"What's full English breakfast in Spanish?"

Go there Travel Agency.