Expat Adventure Seeker Pillows

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Emigrating to France.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Pension planning for Brexit

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Half French/half English.

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Skunk! How is it?"

Tunnel of Dove.

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

External Revenue Service