Expat Adventure Seeker Gifts

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Emigrating to France.

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Pension planning for Brexit

Half French/half English.

Tunnel of Dove.

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Skunk! How is it?"

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

External Revenue Service