Expat Daydreamer Gifts

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Hot Air Balloon

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Emigrating to France.

Young Houdini

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

Wordplay: Me.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

The Sun Bather

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

desert isle shopping trolley...

No Action Comics

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

A quick escape from a business meeting.

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

Desert Island

Go there Travel Agency.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"