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'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

Half French/half English.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

"I tell you what. If this country votes to remain in the E.U. I'll pack up and move to Spain... if I'm still allowed to."

"What's full English breakfast in Spanish?"

Somewhere In France... The Louvre turns out to be just another metro station.

Pension planning for Brexit

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Emigrating to France.

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

English man in Australia during christmas

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

External Revenue Service

Couples Riding an Elephant

Big Name Foreign Rugby Players Are Going Home.

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

American Idle

'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

New York World's Fair

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

Candour.

"One semester in Paris and she's come back completely insufferable."

"He bought it on holiday."