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'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Reach for the Star.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Emigrating to France.

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Pension planning for Brexit

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

Miracles on 34th Street.

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Half French/half English.

English man in Australia during christmas

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

Sidewalk the game

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'