Expatriate Pillows

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

"One semester in Paris and she's come back completely insufferable."

Vaccination Passport

Airport

Technological Dependence.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Emigrating to France.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Pension planning for Brexit

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

Let's do the continental.

Half French/half English.

English man in Australia during christmas

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

South America and Europe by phone.

Danny Cipriani Thinks About Moving to Australia.

Tourists

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."

'Do you have a visa?'

"Five Thousand Miles from Chippewa Falls and I feel right at home!"