Expatriate Pillows

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

"One semester in Paris and she's come back completely insufferable."

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

Airport

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Emigrating to France.

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Pension planning for Brexit

Let's do the continental.

Half French/half English.

English man in Australia during christmas

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

South America and Europe by phone.

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

'Do you have a visa?'

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."

Tourists