Expatriate Life Pillows

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

Airport

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

CEO Escape

The Airport.

Rubbish Carousel

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Emigrating to France.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Pension planning for Brexit

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Let's do the continental.

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Half French/half English.

English man in Australia during christmas

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

South America and Europe by phone.

'Do you have a visa?'

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."