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"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Local food for local consumption

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Superstock'

'Where's my glove?'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Reading in the family.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Farmer's credit.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

The stuff of Legend.

Rooster

Production manager with lots of children.

Cage-free eggs.

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.