"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."
Expanding A Family T-Shirts
Celebrate your growing family with t-shirts that are as fun and unique as your new adventure. Ideal for family outings or casual days, showcasing your expanding clan.
'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'
"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."
Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.
'Like death by salad.'
The No No No's
"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"
"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."
Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.
"But if I don't break stuff who will?"
"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."
"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
"Were we expecting a baby?"
Grounded
"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."
"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."
'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'
'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'
"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"
'What's that humming sound?'
"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."
The Tunnel Of Love
"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"
"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."
"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"
Mythical Family of Four.
'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'
'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'
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