"Son, your mother and I want another child."
Expanding The Family T-Shirts
Wear your family pride with t-shirts celebrating new additions! Great for siblings, parents, or grandparents to show off their expanding family in style and humor.
'Her husband works at the factory - he's in Production Control'
Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.
"They grow so quickly and before you know it, they're moving back in with you."
"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out
"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."
Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.
'Like death by salad.'
The No No No's
"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"
Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.
"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."
"But if I don't break stuff who will?"
"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."
'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'
"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."
"Were we expecting a baby?"
"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
Grounded
"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."
'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'
"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"
'What's that humming sound?'
"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."
The Tunnel Of Love
"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"
"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."
"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"
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