Farm Upgrade T-Shirts

'I know it's been three days since we installed it. As soon as we find the on-off switch you can start milking.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Horse Clean-up

The stuff of Legend.

"He's a quick learner."

Rooster

Cage-free eggs.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Scrooge McCow

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'Shakin' bacon.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'