Farm Upgrade Prints

'I know it's been three days since we installed it. As soon as we find the on-off switch you can start milking.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"I got connected to the internet!"

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

The stuff of Legend.

"He's a quick learner."

Horse Clean-up

Cage-free eggs.

Rooster

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

Scrooge McCow

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Shakin' bacon.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'