New Farm Purchase Prints

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

An Organic Christmas

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'Where's my glove?'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

The stuff of Legend.

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Rooster

Cage-free eggs.

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Scrooge McCow

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'Shakin' bacon.'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

"You call this pigswill food?"

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

Highway project

'Great. You found my septic tank.'