Expanding A Farm Pillows

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Milking the Cow.

'Superstock'

Local food for local consumption

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Where's my glove?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Reading in the family.

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Cage-free eggs.

Farmer's credit.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

The stuff of Legend.

Production manager with lots of children.

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