Exoticism Gifts

The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

The Stripper

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Snake Charmer

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

Couples Riding an Elephant

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

'This is just the warm up.'

North Pole Dances

'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'