Exoticism Gifts

The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

The Stripper

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

Snake Charmer

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Couples Riding an Elephant

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

North Pole Dances

'This is just the warm up.'

Birds of the Pantanal

'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'