Exotic Food Tasting Prints

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I come here for the pepper."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Church Basement Foodie

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

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All-Day Breakfast

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"