Exotic Food Tasting Prints

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Picking pastries.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Main Types of Cheese

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I come here for the pepper."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Church Basement Foodie

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

All-Day Breakfast

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Back in 5 minutes!

"Your meal sounded nice."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"