Exorcist Pillows

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'You say he's possessed by evil spirits?!' 'Albanian vodka, I believe.'

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

"I'm dating an exorcist..!"

'Father, thank God you're here. This kid I possessed is creeping me out, now get me outta here!'

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"You don't need a priest to make your confession. As a politicians you need an exorcist."

'Mrs. Zegenzahn, I'm an expert on exorcising demons, devils and poltergeists, but insurance representatives? There's no remedy for that.'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'I'm sensing hostility...'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"The crowdfunding"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Environmentalist

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're solemates!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Channelling on the Cheap

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."