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'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
Dad Trophies
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
Minority Report
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'
"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."
"Careful! He knows computers."
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
'You know, you can do this all online now.'
"So who is this First pet?"
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'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'
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