Exorcism Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Paranormal A-Z...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Get a tomb!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"Which one is yours?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Psychic diving competition.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'