Exorcism Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Astral Projection

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Get a tomb!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"Which one is yours?"

Psychic diving competition.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."