Existential Dread Explorer Gifts

"Ugh, not this guy. He never shuts up about some ancient evil that lurks within us all."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Pencil eraser."