Existential Crisis Navigator Pillows

"I negotiated. He's going to let us suffocate in our own ennui!"

Chiller Theatre

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Economic Downturns

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Try not to worry.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Ruble in Trouble

The Covid Tail

Capitalism.

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

"Love is the temporary illusion that you're not alone in the universe"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

Working from home.

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

End of crisis

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III