Exercise Physiologist Pillows

"Migrating 8500 miles every year is great for my cardiovascular fitness!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Exercise Class

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Jogging Bottoms

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!