Exercise Paradox Lover Gifts

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Ironically, smokers get far more exercise now that they're restricted from almost everywhere."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Exercise Class

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.