Exercise Enthuser Gifts

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Still Life With Nordic Track

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Keep Fit.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!