Exercise Enthuser Gifts

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Running

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Jogging Bottoms