Exercise Coach Gifts

Hexercise.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Unguided imagery

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Yoga.

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Exercise now!

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Dog stretching before a walk.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'