Executive Protection Specialist T-Shirts

Bodyguards.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Self portrait.

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Big desks take time.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'My phone's been tapped!'

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"You were right. It's a mess."

"We're very sorry, Templeton."

"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"So that's where it goes! well, I'd like to thank you fellows for bringing this to my attention."

'He can be kind of explosive.'

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"

"Seriously? You're trying to scare me with a water spray like a common cat? I'm a tiger: I love water!"

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

I got struck out when management got tired of my sports metaphors.

'Now that we've down-sized all we can, I think it's time we up-sized our compensation.'

'Suddenly, I feel quite vulnerable.'

"You've made it to the C Suite, Collins. You can stop questioning authority."

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'

'Toxic Waste Disposal, satisfaction guaranteed or double your waste back.'

A narwhal gets caught to litter as he swims through the ocean.