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Decorate their workspace or home with wall prints that salute executive protection specialists. Featuring witty and empowering messages, these prints are ideal for showcasing their dedication and professionalism.
Bodyguards.
'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'
"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."
Self portrait.
"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."
Big desks take time.
'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'
'Don't worry, I've got your back.'
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"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."
"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."
'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'
Snowman has cage protecting his nose.
The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...
C.E.O.s deserve respect.
'My phone's been tapped!'
'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'
"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."
"We're very sorry, Templeton."
"You were right. It's a mess."
"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"
Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.
"So that's where it goes! well, I'd like to thank you fellows for bringing this to my attention."
'He can be kind of explosive.'
"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."
'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'
"Seriously? You're trying to scare me with a water spray like a common cat? I'm a tiger: I love water!"
"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"
'Suddenly, I feel quite vulnerable.'
'Now that we've down-sized all we can, I think it's time we up-sized our compensation.'
"You've made it to the C Suite, Collins. You can stop questioning authority."
I got struck out when management got tired of my sports metaphors.
'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'
Zoo gate and Ooz door.
A narwhal gets caught to litter as he swims through the ocean.
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