"Whenever you're ready, goddamnit, whenever you're ready."
Executive Peacemaker Gifts
Searching for a gift for your executive peacemaker? Our curated selection of witty and thoughtful items pays tribute to their skill in managing conflicts and smoothing negotiations. Perfect for those who keep the peace at work, these unique products add a touch of humor and appreciation to their busy day. Find mug, t-shirt, pillow, and print options that highlight their calming influence with a fun twist.
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'
"I think we'd make a good team!"
"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."
"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."
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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'
'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'
Noise Pollution
We have a dream....
"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"
'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'
"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people
"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"
'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'
"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."
"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."
"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."
'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'
"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."
"God help us, it's that guy."
A divided world.
"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."
"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."
When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.
'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'
'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'
Gaza escalation
Middle East Peace Process.
Middleast Peace
"All parents fight."
"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"
Executive Peacemaker Gifts Collection
Executive Peacemaker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your executive peacemaker—witty designs perfect for coffee or tea breaks that brighten their day.
Executive Peacemaker Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that pay tribute to your executive peacemaker with witty and comforting designs—ideal for their workspace or home.
Executive Peacemaker Prints
Browse our art prints that highlight the calming influence and diplomacy of your favorite executive peacemaker, adding humor and style to any space.
Executive Peacemaker T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts featuring clever and humorous designs that honor your executive peacemaker’s diplomatic skills in style.