Excuse Mastermind T-Shirts

'Can you call me back later? I'm trying to think up excuses to get out of jury duty.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'A dog ate my homework.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Computer operator welding machine.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Dog ride on dump truck and dispose of homework.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Bike Wash

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

Robot Truck.

"Writer's block, Miss. I didn't read the book."

Commercial music

'Either Gödel has come up with a gret new theory, or the most elaborate excuse in mathematical history for not finishing something.'