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'Can you call me back later? I'm trying to think up excuses to get out of jury duty.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'A dog ate my homework.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Computer operator welding machine.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Dog ride on dump truck and dispose of homework.

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

Robot Truck.

"Writer's block, Miss. I didn't read the book."

Commercial music